me @ gates of heaven: i mean i wasn't even that bad tho
god: *pulls out receipts*
god: sweetie :)
Via: stability

snakegay:

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the tumblr experience is getting a message that starts with this and then just closing your laptop for a moment to beg a god who has long since abandoned us for death

lavendersheetmask:

someone: *is completely toxic and not worthy of my time or attention*
my damaged ass: hey 💖💕💗💓💞💘

lavendersheetmask:

someone: *is completely toxic and not worthy of my time or attention*
my damaged ass: hey 💖💕💗💓💞💘

yroxis:

Personality:I DON’T GIVE A FUCK

Anxiety: I do

Via: stability

unshrink:

me every morning:

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pyocola:

I FOUND ONE OF MY OLD DIARIES FROM MIDDLE SCHOOL AND IT STARTS OUT “DEAR JOURNAL-CHAN”

justbadpuns:

There are two types of people when it comes to second generation pokémon, those who are against it and those that are Furret.